A blind pilot is flying this plane?
|I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
King of the Jungle…
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out...
Like Bowling Ball
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?A: Chances are...
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What...
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow…
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six...
Flea jokes 01
|What is the most faithful insect?A flea, once they find someone they like they...