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Doomed!
An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a blood thirsty...
Don’t Be Sexist!
Don’t be sexist. Broads hate that!
Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
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Mice Krispies!
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A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
For many years, the border between Poland and Russia…
For many years, the border between Poland and Russia was volatile. Due to a...
Poof!
A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he...
Choices, Choices
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at a...