To Drown
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of...
How are you feeling?
|Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
Steal from this family
|After shopping in a mall, a couple returns to find their car has been...
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?Because it does not need...
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance…
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried to concentrate on...
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their...
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day…
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came...
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Why do they call it a “kilt”?
Why do they call it a “kilt”?Because a lot of people got kilt when...