Blind Date!
A girl goes on a blind date.The blind date hadn’t been all that great,...
101 Things Not To Say During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention...
Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
Orgasmic Problems
The husband, tired of a listless sex life came right out and asked his...
Two Nuns On Bicycle
Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the...
What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!