Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
Love Jesus
Love Jesus by Dennis DiPasquale The other day I went to the local religious...
Want to make love to you
He said – Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make...
Marriage quotes 04
|My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home,...
Some famous lines in history!
As Jack the Ripper’s mother said to her son, “How come you never go...
What do you get when you cross a crooked politician…
Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest...
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Yo’ mama’s so fat when she get’s out of bed in New York she...
A killer butterfly!
|What’s pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?A killer butterfly!
Visiting kindergarten
|Little Tommy’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station....
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special…
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special postage stamp issued,with his picture on it....