Grey hair
One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother’shair...
Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
In the land of Oz
Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the HouseGingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in...
What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
After You
My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so...
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!
Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...