Dog jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet...
Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
Two pieces of string walk into a bar…
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to...
The Bowl of Chili
Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn’t...
Real Subtitles from Hong Kong Movies
Real Subtitles from Hong Kong Movies ————————————-1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed...
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what...
Not On Your Anniversary!
Top Ten Things NOT To Say On Your Anniversary10. Today is our what?9. I...
Sight of Money
I was sorry to hear that a friend of mine dropped out of med...