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English Me This:
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
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Ultimate rejection!
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You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...
Drowning Lawyer
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140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde
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The 2000 Darwin awards!
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