In the graveyard!
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when...
Stupid Insults 16/31
His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His...
Oval office
What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in...
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
Cheating Boyfriend
A blonde complained to her friend, “I can never trust my boyfriend. Why, he...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Doctor’s Notes 6
I was caring for a woman and asked, “So how’s your breakfast this morning?”...
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
Q. What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?A. They both...
Mother Knows Best
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help...
Looking Good
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...