A woman orders a chicken sandwhich…
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying...
One day a little boy over heard his parents…
One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,”You bitch,...
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
The crusty old managing partner finally passed away…
The crusty old managing partner finally passed away, but his law firm kept receiving...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
New Chemical Elements!
Two new chemical elements have recently been discovered. Here for the first time is...
24 Hours to Live.
After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man...
How about 3 wishes.
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender...
Buying a Barbie Doll
A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...