Insult Collection #13
We know that you would give your life for us. Promise! When you pass...
Blonde Hijacker
Airport Security alerted an airline crew to keep an eye a blonde passenger who...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
The American in Hong Kong…
The American in Hong Kong was talking to his wife one evening over supper....
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a…
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce...
What costume?
A black couple we’re invited to a Halloween party and were trying to decide...
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
A young couple decided to wed…
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive....