What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang…
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop,...
Jellybean
Why did the jellybean jump off the cliff ?Because he wanted to be a...
Helen Keller
Why did Helen Keller go insane?She tried to read a stucco wall.
One day Pete was complaining to his friend…
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a...
Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college…
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college was lecturing her students on...
Tell Me!
A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life.”You never even tell me...
Deaf
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
God vs Satan
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and...