I was pushing it
|Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?Scared the hell out...
The good advice
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let...
You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
The Australian Christmas
|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus,...
No pressure
This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted...
Workout at the gym
|At the Gym For Christmas this year my wife purchased me a week of...
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?We B Toyz N’ Shit
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!