Signs that you are an Internet Junkie.
ADDICTED INTERNET JUNKIE!!!!1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been...
Great roof
A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Join A Club
The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club?...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...
Some problems
A woman gives birth by a Caesarian and passes out. When she comes to...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear…
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around...
The Redneck Capenter…
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men...