Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
3 Shots of Whiskey
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...
Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...
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What do you call an open can of tuna in a Lesbians apartment?Po-pouri!!!
Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
Radio Game
This story occurred on Melbourne radio last week. One of the FM stations has...
Star Wars Update Changes
Top Ten Changes to the new Star Wars update#10 Tie fighters replaced with black...
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|Q: Why do bees buzz?A: Because they can’t whistle!Q: Can bees fly in the...
Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.