…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
The Trade
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under hisarm....
Ladies – here’s the Pefect Man!
After careful consideration and endless debate The Perfect Man has finally been named!He’s tan!*******He’s...
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed…
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette...
Toooooo Cute!
A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a new litter of kittens....
Chick With No Arms or Legs?
Q: What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs?A:...
Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...
Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
How can you tell Doc?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting...