No Coffee Breaks
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to...
What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling…
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling muchbetter since his operation,...
Little Johnny is coming home from the store…
Little Johnny’s is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in...
No Fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
Chain Letter Type IV
Chain Letter Type IVAs if you care, here is a poem that I wrote....
Stealing six barrels
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Rough Boys
A little girl asked her mother, “Can I go outside and play with the...