Times Bachelor Made His Bed
What is the average number of times in a bachelor’s life that his bed...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
The resume bloopers
|These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
Pessimist and a dog
|An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office…
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked, “What canI...
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for…
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for nine years. One day Larry...
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party…
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party. All the gentry...
What\\\’s invisible & smells like carrots?
What’s invisible & smells like carrots?Bunny Farts!