Canada America
|An American will say, “Hot day!” A Canadian will say, “Hot day, eh?” meaning...
Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
Less Common Latin Phrases
Less Common Latin PhrasesQuo signo nata es?What’s your sign?Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt.You know,...
50 Ways to Appreciate Life
1. Watch the sunset– on a sled.2. Smile more, –it might get you a...
Beware of IRS
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
Pantsy Golfer
Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he...
Brotherly Love
There once was a brother and a sister, fraternal twins, who were approaching their...
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal…
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the...
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...