The Lizard of Oz!
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...
Cheer
Q: What’s the blonde’s cheer?A: “I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B. L. O. N....
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
Excitement in Undertaking!
There were two guys who had gone to the same college and become great...
The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
snap, crackle and pop
|What goes “snap, crackle and pop”?A firefly with a short circuit!
If god had wanted us to run around naked…
If god had wanted us to run around naked,we would have been born that...
Children Quotes
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.