Blonde and screen door
What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you...
A young girl is with her dad at the barbers…
A young girl is with her dad at the barbers eating somecandy, when it...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
The Dead Dog
There’s a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog...
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
An artist asked the gallery owner…
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his...
Six Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
THE DOCTOR because he says “Take your clothes off.”THE DENTIST because he says “Open...
Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Viagra Mickey Finn!
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What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.