Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
There was a young girl called Anna…
There was a young girl called Anna,Who was rather good with a spanner.A boy...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
How to Know where a Driver is from
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York One hand on wheel,...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum…
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum, Dr Michael MacDonaldwas in America. An old...
A local United Way office realized that…
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...
Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction,...
The Mink Coat
A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde...