Clothes make the person…?
What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter…
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy...
A maggot with attitude!
|What’s yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!
A few words of wisdom
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you...
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town…
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he wentout and...
Super-Duper One-Liners!
Here’s a little bit-a-dis and a little bit-a-dat:How can you tell the Irish guy...
Lost In The Snow
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
Pantyhose
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several....
Try to settle the dispute
|There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each...