A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise…
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her...
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a…
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce...
Golfers and the Genie
A guy is golfing with his pretty wife, who is a very poor golfer....
Eating with children.
Eating with ChildrenA guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his...
A very insulting parrot
|This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
What is a myth?
|What is a myth?A female moth!