Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...
Possible IBM acronyms
|IBM: It’s Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It’s Better...
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven…
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven,but not at all happy with...
How to impress a woman.
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, respect her, honor her, cuddle her, kiss...
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?Data transfer.
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
Men Should Listen
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
Better Than Pork
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After...