Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Its Bedtime!
The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her...
I cannot find a cause for your illness…
“I can’t find a cause for your illness,” the doctor said. “Frankly, I think...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
Elephant jokes 07
|Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three...
90210 momma
Your Momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a...
Create a Hallmark Moment!
Greeting cards are getting expensive, so why not design your very own Hallmark Moment...
So one sperm says to the other…
So one sperm says to the other “When do we get to the ovaries?”The...
Corporate Lessons!
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the...
A Blind Mans Sport
A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When...