Getting Down Under
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing...
Candidate’s shootout
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Difference Is ..
What’s the difference between a porcupine and the White House?With a porcupine, the pricks...
AL GORE I am!
Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?When she flips you...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down…
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also...
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question…
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren’tprepared for the...
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine. One to...
Cigar holder
The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder. Unfortunately,...