If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas…
|They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on...
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
Lipstick
According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a...
Dumb Intercourse II
“Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.”"Would you spell that, please?”"Certainly....
A Smart Man!
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport.”These...
Matador Special
A man on a business trip in Mexico decides to take in a bull...
A cowboy walked into a barber shop…
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said,...
Every damn time
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...
Why did the…
Q. Why did the male sheep fall off the cliff?A. He didn’t see the...