Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
Dangerous Squirrels
A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe?s first...
Harmonica jokes
|Steve Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if...
Ole/Lena Reveal Unfaithful Moments
After years of marriage, Ole and Lena found themselves in bed one night. Lena...
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?When the big hand is on...
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl…
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. “Mommy,” she said, “I’d like you...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms…
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge...
Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving
|1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, “See mom,...