Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal…
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Ladyof Perpetual Motion...
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
Charlie no more.
Joe was sitting in his favorite bar having a few beers after work, when...
Dead Babies
What is easier to fill a dump truck up with.. dead babies or bowling...
Love to Death
A man goes to his doctor for his annual physical complaining of all kinds...
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen?
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? That’s the proper place to...
Reasoning Test
Three elderly ladies were at the doctor for a cognitive reasoning test.The doctor says...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
You Have VD
What’s worse than having your doctor tell you that you that you have a...