The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
CIA Agents and Bathroom
Q: What do CIA agents have to remember to go to the bathroom?A: The...
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day…
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day. Traffic isbarely crawling...
Thanks Doc!
A patient says to his doctor, “Hey, Doc! I’ve been getting these migraines for...
Sleeping Bull
Q: What do you call a Sleeping Bull?A: A Bull-Dozer!
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American…
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining...