Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
Virgin
A mature woman was in the pastorial study counseling for her upcoming fourth wedding.”Father,...
Cynic’s Approach To Love
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and...
Wedding Tragedy
What is a wedding tragedy?To marry a man for love, and then find out...
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?-THEY BOTH HAVE BALLS FOR DECORATION
Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
Knock Knock Christmas
|Knock KnockWho’s there ?WenceslasWenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Knock KnockWho’s there ?SnowSnow...
My men are very brave
|General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague...
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...