Airline
A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It’s a coach Ticket). When she...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....
Ant jokes 02
|What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?Your great-ant!Who was...
I’ve got a rash
This fella goes to the doctor and says”Doctor, I’ve got a rash round my...
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
How does a blond turn on the light after sex
? She opens the car door.
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other…
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Elephant jokes 03
|What’ s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?An elephant on a...
Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...