Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
Learn your ABC’s – Mom Style!
A – Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is...
Black minister…
What do u call a black priest?Holy shit!!
The room was full of pregnant ladies…
The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
Your Job
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and your job?A: Your job still sucks...
Amish father
Q: How does an Amish father find his daughter in the field? A: Pretty...
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
Having the equipment
A couple went on vacation to a resort up north. The husband liked to...
Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...