Great news for Bill Gates
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Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
I have bad and very bad news
|Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
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On his Deathbed!
Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.”Renounce Satan!” yelled Father Sullivan.”No!,”...
Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...
The new Ensign was assigned to subs…
The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamedof working since a young...
Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
Dying Family
A Blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned...
Glass of water.
Do you know why Polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass...