Marriage quotes 03
|This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all.We in the industry...
Happens all the time
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be...
The “Perfect” Day!
The Perfect Day According To…HER8:45 – Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 – 5...
Herc, Snow White & Quasie!
Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking. Hercules says, “I...
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
Light bulb
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?a: What’s a...
Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
Real software engineers eat quiche.
|Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate...
Why did he fire you?
|Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, “Say, why did the foreman...