Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button?
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button???Cause blonde...
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
Finding a house
|Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they...
Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...
A man took his wife to the doctors…
A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said”Your...
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Blind Date!
A girl goes on a blind date.The blind date hadn’t been all that great,...
Universal Grade Change Form
____________________UniversityTo: Professor____________________ From: __________________I think my grade in your course, ___________________, should bechanged from...
A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...
A real bastard
A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are...