I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
The lazy hubby
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey,...
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Genius Boyfriend
A worried father confronted his daughter one night. “I don’t like that new boyfriend,...
Having A Baby Is Like…
What a mother once told her teenage daughter about how it felt to have...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
The 3 shrinks!
While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. “People are always coming to...
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?A:...
A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late one…
A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late oneafternoon by hostile...