Tombstone Epitaph X
The grave of Ellen Shannon in Girard, Pennsylvania is almost a consumertip:Who was fatally...
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One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
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What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop…
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus...
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
Breakfast was my idea
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...