Humor from the Smithsonian
The story behind this joke:… There’s this nutball who digs things out his back...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??He thought it was a...
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
A Blonde Question.
Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign that said,...
Odds For Meeting A Female
The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases...
A gerbil shepherd dog!
|What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd...
Who exactly are we kidding?
But let’s get real here guys, I mean who exactly are we kidding ?...
Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.