Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
Hung Like An Elephant
This little boy is visiting the zoo with his father. They stop to have...
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
Marriage quotes 10
|I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over...
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
Question and answer blond jokes
|Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?A: To avoid the draft.Q: Why did the blonde...
Befits of Obesity
Obesity has been getting a lot of bad press recently. Research conducted entirely by...
Priests undies
Why did the Priest wear underwear in the shower?He didn’t want to look down...
The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching…
The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching and Johhny has still not decidied what...
The Irishman’s Last Stand
There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on...