What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
Cold Politics
It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in...
Racoon Joke
Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn’t, he got hit by a...
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth…
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, “How was...
Watch those buttons
One day John decides to invite Mark on a trip on his private jet....
Granny and the Cop.
An elderly couple were driving across the country.The woman was driving when she got...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Anomaly or…
“Doctor, I need your help,” the woman says. “What seems to be the problem?”...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...