Stopping the hillbilly
|This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over.”You got...
Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
Tee Time!
A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot.Just as he was about...
Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe...
Cupid at Law
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Blonde in the Library.
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a...
Thanks For the Balls
A New York lawyer sent gifts to many of his clients.The gifts were sleeves...
A wife went in to see a therapist and said…
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...