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Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Surgeon Preference
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said,...
A canadian in a Texas bar…
A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.He sits on this HUGE...
Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it’s better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first....
Dirty old man
This guy woke up one morning and saw his girlfriend with coat on and...
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...