Peanuts
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
Blind Herbie
Little Herbie had been blind since birth. One day at bedtime, his mother told...
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?
Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?A: They were...
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
Our Peak Mental Activity
The years of peak mental activity are surely between age four and18.At four, we...
In an elevator!
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
Top 10 – Basketball vs Sex
TOP 10 REASONS BASKETBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. BALL MOVEMENT IS KEY 9. YOU...
Dog story
A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other...