A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
Computers: Male or Female?
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Misbehaving Guide Dog
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
Changed my mind!
This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
Massive ball of hair
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...