Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.
At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...
Psychologist and the Light Bulb
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but...
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
DEADHEADS
|A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in...
OLD NEVER DIES 6
|OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail awayOLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell...
Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
Careful what you say if she’s pregnant!
***Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant***17. “I finished the...
New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...