Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Clinton in Oz!
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Why do women get PMS?
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There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for…
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned...
Beneficial Alzheimers
What’s the best thing about having Alzheimer’s Disease?1: You can hide your own Easter...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade…
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade dress, proudly ready for...
No More Fishing For Baby Sis
A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to...
A woman participating in a survey was asked…
A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said,...
Wedding Pictures
You know you’re a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your...