Why did the fish blush?
Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
Boring!
|What is life like for a wood worm?Boring!
How to Get A Good Night Sleep
By the time Dave pulled into the small town every hotel room was taken....
They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!
Amish Couple
Hear about the Amish couple that was getting a divorce after 55 years of...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Missy in heat
Angela went up to her mom and ask if she could take missy for...
How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He’s Breathing.
George Bernard Shaw
|While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw...