Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
The River
In Church on Sunday morning, The preacher was standing up at the pulpit preaching...
What is
“Three Men And A Baby”What you get when four men go fishing and one...
Landing at a hidden military base
|You’ve all heard of the Air Force’s ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply...
Getting The Story Straight
When a man in Macon, Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young...
What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
A lawyer named Strange died…
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
Say Again?
A numbers mob was looking for a runner to pick up betting cash in...