Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up...
Insult Collection #2
Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that’s the...
What a goof!
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist.”I’m on the road a lot, and my...
Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...
Busted Doc!
A woman was having a medical problem – her husband snoring.So she called the...
Zebra Asks a Question
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I...
Does your dog bite?
|A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
Punny as they get! yee-haw!
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...