A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Blonde On Either Side
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Worms.
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THE LIFE OF A COMPUTER ANALYST
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Twenty men die and go to heaven…
Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate...
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...
Normal traffic stop
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Conversion
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went...