Blonde quickies 121-140
121. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody...
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
Whorehouse
Q. What does a sign on a whorehouse say in the middle of the...
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother…
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat...
How about a bridal?
“We’d like a room, please,” the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. “We were...
WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED?
Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED? A: Who cares?
Buying from a store
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...