Quote on Monica
What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever...
10 things men know
10 things men know about women:——————————-1:2:3:4:5:6:7:8:9:10: They have tits
Hungry Lion
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He...
You might be a redneck if… bowling
You’ve ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
Learning to Cuss
Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it’s time to learn how to...
What’s sillier
John : I don’t know what to buy – a cow or a bicycle.Peter...
Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...