What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
Life is cruel
What women want in a relationship: A handsome, loving professionalman who will just love...
Horoscope of Farts
Pick the day you were born on to see what kind of fart you...
Newly issued alcohol warnings
|The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all...
Will You Still Love Me This Way?
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?
Q: Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?A: How else do you tell...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...