Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.
Money On the Side
What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a...
Cat jokes 09
|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does...
Writers Quotes
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I...
An elderly couple, living apart…
An elderly couple, living apart, had been datingfor several years. One day Elmer said...
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
Encyclopaedia Britannica
Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set...