God Does Have A Sense of Humor
A man was praying to God. He said, “God!?” God responded, “Yes?” And the...
The Cowboy excuses
|Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman – Tuesday,...
Food Better Than Men
Why is food better than men?Because you don’t have to wait an hour for...
Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator?
Q: Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator? A: Because The organe Juice...
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant…
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant. Guess...
Wart’s new!
|What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart’s new!
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
Lessons from Noah\’s Ark
Plan ahead… It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you’re 600...
Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....