What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
What do the Chinese call a 69?
Q: What do the Chinese call a 69????A: Two can chew!!
The guide to wife translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many…
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided...
Go give us a donation
|Traffic was backed up for miles, the police were going car to car. When...
Better than playing doctor
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on...
Italian Night Before Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was...
tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
Skeleton Joke
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer… and a mop.
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed…
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette...