Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...
What’s your wife’s name?
|St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
A fortune teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller’s tent....
Quiz Show
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show, where you have...
Nun Attacked by Gorilla
Three nun’s were touring the local zoo one sunny afternoon having a picnic. While...
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning…
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
I Spy
Five year old Johnny and his little sister are peeping through a keyhole at...
Bill and Hillary…
Hillary Clinton is not feeling well. She goes to her doctor and gets a...
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls...