Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
On Sale Now!
A man went into a store and began looking around. He saw a washer...
The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...
Rectum Wins
One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see...
A policeman was patrolling near midnight…
A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spotoverlooking a golf course....
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a...
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Ready for Parenting? Find out!
Here’s a sure-fire set of tests to check your parenting abilitites.This is about as...