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Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
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An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
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Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general...
Sven and Olie
Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. After awhile, the Devil came by...
Marriage quotes 07
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On a cross-country bus trip…
On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs. Davis became extremely queasy dueto motion sickness.She make...
BB’s
There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his...
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I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...