Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
Extra Office Work
The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
U of Berkeley Products
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is...
Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
|5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in...
Cock A Doodly Doo!
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So...
A boy and girl octopus out on a date…
A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm...
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?If she can chew tobacco...
Grenade pin
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like...
Blondes Love Puzzles
There was this bartender and he was working at the bar one night. In...