What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
Touring Washington
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Heaven Help Us
Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates,...
Dog Named Mypenis
Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you...
Girl’s School
The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the...
Liberal Episcopalians
Q: Hey… Did you here about the new Episcopal Church that justopened up?A: They...
mBragging about old times
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...
The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...
Have you ever tried worm pie?
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How to call penis
At a government affair, the wives of four worldleaders are chatting about how people...