The customs of an Irishman
|An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and...
Yo Mama’s So Fat…
Yo mama’s so fat- Yo Mama’s so fat, she couldn’t fit in a satellite...
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.
Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
Elephant Experiment
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork...
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
believing in leprechauns
|Hennessy wasn’t a very good looking fellow to start with. Now his business had...