97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
Some of life’s truisms.
Some of life’s truisms…Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.Support...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
Here Moosey Moosey.
Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally they came up with...
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side…
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her weight-watchers...
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
Tough Stuff!
A new mortuary in a tough mill town decided to advertise in an unorthodox...